30 March 2006

it doesnt matter

suzanne...come on now.. i thought you would have known by now that there is nothing your site can be about that i would dislike...even if i hated it, i'd think it was cool.. i listen to al franken ... i think he's an idiot but i still listen... all points of view are welcome.. even if you a lefty freak or a righty nutt-job.. no matter we all poop..

on that note i was walking back to my car this morning and saw a funny a$$ bumper sticker... here in tucson which is way left.. it made me laugh out loud.. keep in mind it didnt have any pro-bush stickers either which made it even cooler... it said
"kerry lost - lose the sticker" hahahaha

aaaaaaat any rate, LINK TO THE SITE DAMNIT

i was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about annoying questions that random people will ask or say to you, and boy did i come up with some.
Here are the answers to those stupid questions.
1. yes, they did hurt, and why do you give a sh!t where i got em?... are you gonna go get one now?
1a. yes my wife is ok with me being covered, she is too to a certain degree..what the hell's it to you .. do you know me?..do you know her?..
2. i dont know how i got into doing hair..it's something i've fooled around with since the 7th grade, looking back on the decision i do regret it...hence me being back in school...moron..
3. no i dont know where you can score some weed...ive never known.. nor will i ever know..so take you twinky eating stoner a$$ and get a job..
4. ive never hit my wife.. just because i have sleeves doesnt mean im a creator of DV..um..the sleeves have nothing to do with it...hahah.jk..

so those are a few answers... anyone else want to dispell their answers the enormously ignorant general public..? please post..or link to your blog or site..

one of the other things they were saying was kinda funny..the fact that when someone is tall..we have no problem pointing out..like.. "man..youre tall...dang.." but when someone is short..nobody says anything...fat, skinny, whatever..it's only tall...interesting...

anyhow ..i have a biology test i have to go pass...uh huh thats right pass..confidence is 80% of passing... (that's not true but..i did study like mo.F)
--sorry no goofy pic..im at school so..--

3 comments:

Adam said...

oh man. Your answers crack me up.
I usually answer this way.

1. Well I really only have four, technically that's not a lot of tattoos.

2. My parents...? Oh they were super stoked. They threw a party with pinatas, cake, presents, and super soakers...yeah... we all got pretty wet. The fact of the matter is I am 25 years old and I don't give a shit what your parents would say.

3. Yeah it fucking hurt. I don't care about your tough guy cousin who says it doesn't hurt. How about I scratch at the inside of your arm with 7 needles and you can tell me how it feels...?

4. NO. I don't want to see your shitty ass dolphin tattoo. When you lift up your shirt like that, it makes me throw up inside my mouth.

5. I am glad you have fond memories of Disneyland... But before you went out and got Micky tattooed on your ankel maybe you should have thought of a little liposuction. Because half of Micky is getting lost in that fat fold hanging over 3 quarters of your foot.

matt said...

OH MY!!!.. that's is awesome!!!...LOL
hahahahaha... adam youre awesome...
LOL.. that is good

zannebee said...

OK Matt, but don't say I didn't warn you. If I get an influx of people posting nasty comments rather than respectful commentary, I'll have to change the blog location... I make that disclaimer because it's happened before.

So here it is.