a sports team with effort
and they just so happen to be the
PHX SUNS
damn fun to watch..so check em out.
check out the link (click the word finally up above) you wont be bummed i swear
31 May 2006
FINALLY
a sports team with effort
and they just so happen to be the
PHX SUNS
damn fun to watch..so check em out.
check out the link (click the word finally up above) you wont be bummed i swear
30 May 2006
confused
cant figure it out but, for some reason the change of season out here (notice it's singular) .. kicks me right square in the huevos ... this 100 degree business sucks
hmm, maybe...
maybe im all talk...
i had an interview this morning with oakley..pretty cool gig, i should get it cause the guy interviewing me said, "well once we get you in you can ..blah blah.." ... pretty cool. i get a fat dicount on oakley and a good discount on the brands that oakley owns (which is just about everything.. (arnette, spy, blackflys, ..even chanel to name a few...) ..stylin. ...
28 May 2006
movin on...
unlike my good buddy adam, im not gonna ask the question..
if?..
im done.. everyones busy, you want to know a story, how im doin?... email me..i'll let you know..
its been fun, and maybe i'll yank a pic up once in awhile, but..this seems dumb to post on and never know if anyone is reading.
i try to stop by everyones site once a day and leave a lil somthin to let you know im listening... oh well...
im off to my pity party...
so f#ck you, good night, auf wiedersehen, i love you, i hate you, voyez-vous, lama mi tope, saugen Sie ein fart aus meinem Esel heraus, succhi un fart mio asino, qualche giorno voi bisogno qualcosa, ancora, e io qui per di vaffunculo you!, ¡usted necesitará algún día algo, otra vez, y estaré aquí decir vete a la mierda!
if?..
im done.. everyones busy, you want to know a story, how im doin?... email me..i'll let you know..
its been fun, and maybe i'll yank a pic up once in awhile, but..this seems dumb to post on and never know if anyone is reading.
i try to stop by everyones site once a day and leave a lil somthin to let you know im listening... oh well...
im off to my pity party...
so f#ck you, good night, auf wiedersehen, i love you, i hate you, voyez-vous, lama mi tope, saugen Sie ein fart aus meinem Esel heraus, succhi un fart mio asino, qualche giorno voi bisogno qualcosa, ancora, e io qui per di vaffunculo you!, ¡usted necesitará algún día algo, otra vez, y estaré aquí decir vete a la mierda!
27 May 2006
NEVER forget!
oh man, the good times....
just want to give a shout out to anyone involved ... the kil-kids ... i like to sit and think of those times a lot ... never forget ... even the time i lunged across the room at you adam... im a snapcase... waka waka ...
i love you guys (kids..keep the youth)
24 May 2006
unfortunate fact of life.
"there is nothing funnier than misfortune".
the sad truth, think about everything you laughed at in the past week, i bet 90% of the time it was at someone elses expence.
so, in saying that, laugh it up ... nothing is that bad that you cant make fun of it.
the sad truth, think about everything you laughed at in the past week, i bet 90% of the time it was at someone elses expence.
so, in saying that, laugh it up ... nothing is that bad that you cant make fun of it.
PA, the vast forest.
well, im back. was out on the east coast area for one week. visited my pops, my brother, his whole fam damily, my uncle and several others. ate some lake fish...drank some local brews... tried to relax... it was nice.
16 May 2006
Finals have been finalized...
well, it's official. for the first time in my life i completed a semester of college (A REAL COLLEGE!!!) and got straight A's. I guess this means I'm a nerd..wait..i was before...i guess now I'm a smart nerd.
03 May 2006
FUNNY...
I'm not that big of a fan of George Carlin but these "new rules" he made up are freakin awesome... i have a new respect for the old bastard..
----- George Carlin's new rules for 2006
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.
New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect sports cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket - water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. don't want to be on your webcam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
--matts side note to this post.. "If you didnt piss someone off today... you didnt have a good day"
----- George Carlin's new rules for 2006
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?
New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.
New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect sports cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket - water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. don't want to be on your webcam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
--matts side note to this post.. "If you didnt piss someone off today... you didnt have a good day"
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