10 April 2006

what a retard fest...


i dont get it... if youre so proud of your country and who you are...stop f$%cking with our country and who we are... i sure as sh!t wouldnt try to move to another country that potentially didnt want me there and start wavin ol' glory around in the streets with shirts on that said.."proud to be white"..it wouldnt happen cause that's f@cking rude ... who's the f@cking racist now?.. im not even particularly patriotic... it's just that.. theres laws..and without laws ... well sh!t we might as well merge with all of our surrounding countries ... if you know anything about anything..that wouldnt be good..

PS
i saw the hills have eyes last night..
TWO THUMBS DOWN... i love horror movies..and this movies wasnt good in the least..
go see ice age instead, at least the plot makes sense.

09 April 2006

My number one most hated thing in the world...


i just wanted you guys that have tried to call me over the past several weeks / months something.. and i do apologize but for some reason or another...i've grown to hate talking on the phone.. i hate it so much that ive debated on whipping my cell phone against a brick wall and getting a text pager.

so i apologize for not calling you back. if its not important then mail me a letter (email/snail) or lets go have a beer...leave me a message.

Good ol' research papers...


so it's sunday, and i've been doing nothing but working on this research paper on the physiology topic of animal nutrition with an emphasis on domestic dogs (canis familiaris, as opposed to canis lupos which is a wild dog or wolf). pretty intense findings so far. i thought i'd throw some facts out there for those that love their pets.

The top six REALLY harmful things to feed your dog.
Chocolate,
i know what youre thinking, "my dog ate chocolate once and nothing happened..what gives?"
well, nothing gives chocolate contains two things that are really bad. Caffeine and theobromine. Theobromine is naturally in
the cacao bean and is actually used as medicine as a diuretic, vasodilator and myocardial stimulant... and caffeine..you should
already know about. These things can kill your dog over a period of time, like cholesterol to us human animals.
Onions & Garlic,
yup, no lushous onions for the poochies. In larger quantities and onion or garlic can cause hemolytic anemia, which for the
more simple translation is a really bad blood disorder.. hence the prefix HEMO... meaning blood..dont be dumb.
Garlic can actually be found in some dog treats and that's because in small doses it can be beneficial to dogs.. but no on
the onions..k?
Raisins and Grapes,
These two are pretty crazy. The reason I say that is because it has yet to be known why or what causes it but, a grape in
most cases causes a poison reaction in the dogs system. Raisins in any amount have been known to cause instant toxic
reactions...so that's a big hell no on raisins...and a, really, you shouldnt feed your dogs grapes for the grapes.
Alcohol,
It's never Miller time for your best friend. Dogs systems absorb at a rate much higher than ours (obviously depending on
the size of the pooch). The reactions of alcohol in a dog can cause some serious consiquences. Kidney failure, severe
inebriation that unto death, heart arrythmia...and so on and so on...
so you drink it... you can handle it ... your buddy cant.

so, for those of you who have a dog, thinking about getting a dog, or know someone of the later... pay attention.
I also have some remarkable findings on the lies of dog food marketing.. if youre interested email or whatever.

06 April 2006

GABES A DAD

my boy gabe and his wife ana had a baby... a girl... im late posting this actually it was yesterday...
mia
thats all the info i have thus far..

way to go big guy.. like adam says..papa-dukes

mmm hmmm ... nothing like a good apple..


you gotta check her out...